Printables To Share

So, it's Mother's Day and Teacher Appreciation Week.

HELLO PINTEREST.

I thought I'd share with you some awesome free printables with you!

While I am usually pretty into giving unique and elaborate teacher's gifts, I am not all on board for EXPENSIVE ones. And, since I brain farted on WHEN Teacher Appreciation Day was (which is this week, yikes!), I am sca-ramblin' for gifts. Plus, I have to buy FIVE, yes FIVE gifts for Brady's teachers and instructional aides. Good lordy, people. FIVE. So, because I am far too lazy this week for thirteen visits to Michaels for supplies and the perfect ribbon, I printed these suckers off and attached a gift card. I have discovered that www.chickabug.com is pretty much all shades of awesome. Give them a visit!

And, yes, Mother's Day...Are you tired of the same shleppy gift from your baby daddy? Me, too (well, he can still buy me the traditional See's Candy box). So, when I saw THIS printable, I knew that I had to print one out. And, the check boxes for "sex" or "no sex"? Wow...PERFECT. And, are you also asking yourself who asks for "sex" for Mother's Day? I found myself saying, "SHOULD I be asking for it on Mother's Day? Because sex kittens do that kind of stuff, right?" And, since I have retired from THAT career, I'll just ask for sleeping in. That'll do. Thank you very mucho! Anywho, head on over to www.ambrosiagirl.com and see if ya' likey what they got!

So, happy Teacher Appreciation Week to all my hard working teachers out there! 

And, all the mamas! Enjoy your special day! It hardly seems fair that we only get one day out of the year that is all ours. Seriously, should we start a Facebook petition for one day a month? HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!

Poo-Pouri

There is one thing that is universal. We ALL poop. Yup, that's what we're talking about today. Dropping deuces. The number TWO. Dropping the kids off at the community pool. Crap. Sh*t. Poop. Don't be scurred. We are only going to talk about the smell. Or, more specifically, how to get rid of it!

This is another "recipe" I ran across that had me on the floor laughing. I was thinking, "Seriously? Is this a joke?" But, after I about spit out my morning coffee, it dawned on me, "I don't like poo smell. Why not try this out?". Right? No one likes to walk into the bathroom and inhale the lingering scent of poo. So, if this poo-pouri works, why not use it!?

Here's my personal custom poo-pouri blend:

• 2 ounce glass spray bottle
• distilled water (I boiled and cooled tap water instead)
• 20 drops peppermint essential oil
• 10 drops eucalyptus essential oil
• 5 drops lavender essential oil
• 3 drops tea tree essential oil (for it's anti-bacterial properties, because no one wants to neutralize poo with germs!)

I just mixed all of the above in my spray bottle and set it out with this sign.

Okay, this poem about my poo spray sucks. I KNOW this. But, this sign is not always in my bathroom. I left it for the hubby one time! I just can't bring myself to leave instructions for my guests to use my poo-pouri. I like to imagine that none of my friends poop in my house. Or poop at all. *Poking out my minds eye right now* 

The verdict? It works! Spray before you dump and the smell is dissipated! I'm thinking I might give this away for Christmas and for Teacher Appreciation Day. Well, maybe not. But, this stuff is pretty awesome. 

Give it a try. It's well worth making a small batch! The person using the bathroom after you will thank you!

Monday Funny - Dove Parody

Hey friends!

The weekend is over and it's back to the grind. Let's start it off with a laugh!

You KNOW you have met men like this! I know I know a few!

ENJOY!

Animal Behavior

Have you ever realized how similar small children are to wild animals? Seriously, after watching this video, I thought to myself, "This looks like dinner on any given night at our house". Well, minus the pink sippies.

And, as a side note, I think these guys are on to something...cardboard boxes for a chitlins dining table? Pure Genius.

Enjoy!